Ah, Spring! Thus far, the only thing growing is copious amounts of extremely aromatic wild garlic. That’s the green stuff on the ground. Lots of uses for it, though – so long as you like garlic. Not much worry about vampires at this time of year, luckily enough. Sometimes, the Carpathians are overrun by theContinue reading “The woods are alive with the smell of garlic…”
Whenever I get chapped lips, I like to smear placenta all over them. WTF? The advertising studio who came up with this brand name must have been ROFLMAOing at the naivety of the company’s product manager. Foreign products are sometimes just bizarre.
Out shopping for some Java, I discovered the answer to all my breakfast problems – a German delicacy, Minges Expresso coffee. There’s nothing better than starting the day with hot and steamy, fresh and aromatic minges…. black or white, I don’t care, just so long as there’s minges involved. I love foreign product names 🙂